" Behind the Scenes of Gundam Wing "

Written By: Emerald Pillow

Warning: Language

Pairings: None really.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gundam Wing or any of it's characters. You can try to sue me, but all I have is a cat that looks like Trowa, but is named Duo.

Comments: This fanfic was co-written by triton_fujimiya. This is for hardcore Gundam Wing fans that have watched every episode more than once.

Rating: R

 

Behind the Scenes of Gundam Wing

Ep. 9
Blooper #25

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 9: Portrait of a Ruined Country

Director: Action!

::Zechs walks through red curtain::

::Zechs walks over to picture::

::Zechs attempts to remove mask::

::Mask will not budge::

::Zechs struggles with mask::

::Mask still does not budge::

Zechs: Okay, who shrunk my mask?

::Duo is off screen laughing::

Zechs: Can someone help he here? It won't come off.

::Duo pushes tube of glue further into pocket::

Blooper #26

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 9: Portrait of a Ruined Country

Director: Action!

::Zechs removes mask::

::Close up of Zechs' back::

::Zechs place mask on table::

Zechs: It took me 13 years to return to these grounds. . .because I had to get over my fear of the color pink.

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 9: Portrait of a Ruined Country. . .take 2

Director: Action!

::Zechs removes mask::

::Close up of Zechs' back::

::Zechs place mask on table::

Zechs: It took me 13 years to return to these grounds. Father, forgive your son; there's been much bloodshed along the way; but not on my hands.

::Zechs holds clean white gloved hand to painting::

Zechs: See they're clean.


Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 9: Portrait of a Ruined Country. . .take 3

Director: Action!

Zechs: It took me 13 years to return to these grounds. Father, forgive your son; there's been much bloodshed along the way.

::Camera scrolls up large picture slowly::

Zechs: And I've only been able to live a lifestyle that counters your teachings based on the principles of total Pacifism.

::Camera stops at face of Zechs' father::

Zechs: HO! HO! HO! Daddy-O.

Director: Zechs, don't you know your lines? How long have you been acting again?

Zechs: I know my lines, but he does look like Santa Clause.

Blooper #27

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 9: Portrait of a Ruined Country

Director: Action!

Zechs: My hands, they are too stained with blood.

::Zechs lifts hand::

Zechs: I am completely unfit to lead the Peacecraft Monarchy.

::Zechs pick up photo frame::

::Camera scans first picture::

::First picture; young Zechs lovingly holding Relena baby::

::Camera scans second picture::

::Second picture; young Zechs attempting to drown Relena baby::

Relena: (off screen) Oh my God! Who put that there? It's going to ruin my reputation. People will think I'm a evil spawn that should be killed.

::Relena glares at laughing Duo::

Relena: That's not funny Duo. You should be ashamed of yourself.

::Duo stops laughing::

::Duo appears offended::

Duo: It wasn't me. I didn't do that.

Relena: Yeah right! If you didn't then who did?

Duo: I don't know.

Heero: Mission accomplished.

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 9: Portrait of a Ruined Country

Director: Action!

::Students looking at damages::

::Pink car pulls up::

::Relena bounces out of car::

Relena: Heero.

::Duo and Heero appear behind Relena::

::Duo waves::

Duo: Hey stalker, he's right here.

Director: Duo, the line is "Hey good looking."

Duo: She's not good looking. . .but she is a stalker.


Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 9: Portrait of a Ruined Country. . .take 2

Director: Action!

::Students looking at damages::

::Pink car pulls up::

::Relena bounces out of car::

Relena: Heero.

::Duo and Heero appear behind Relena::

::Duo waves::

Duo: Hey bitch. . .

Relena: (shocked) I'm not that bad word.

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 9: Portrait of a Ruined Country. . .take 3

Director: Action!

::Students looking at damages::

::Pink car pulls up::

::Relena bounces out of car::

Relena: Heero.

::Duo and Heero appear behind Relena::

::Duo waves::

Duo: Hey slut; like that one better?

Relena: (near tears) No. Make him stop! Make him stop!


Director: Duo!

Duo: I'm just having a little fun here.

Director: Your fun is costing money. Now get it right.


Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 9: Portrait of a Ruined Country. . .take 4

Director: Action!

::Students looking at damages::

::Pink car pulls up::

::Relena bounces out of car::

Relena: Heero.

::Duo and Heero appear behind Relena::

::Duo waves::

Duo: Hey Jude. . .

::Duo sways from side to side and snaps fingers::

Director: DUO!!! For the last time. . .

Duo: What? It's a good song. . .Jeez, and I thought everyone loved the Beatles.

Marker: Gundam Wing. . .episode 9: Portrait of a Ruined Country. . .take 5

Director: Action!

::Students looking at damages::

::Pink car pulls up::

::Relena bounces out of car::

Relena: Heero.

::Duo and Heero appear behind Relena::

::Duo waves::

Duo: Hey good looking. . .

::Relena's eyes widen::

::Relena turns to face Duo and Heero::

Duo: Guess what I got last night after I destroyed the place?

::Duo puts arms around Heero::

::Heero hits Duo in the back of the head with his text book::

::Duo releases Heero and rubs back of sore head::

Duo: What was that for?

Heero: First, I destroyed the place last night, you were playing with the Mobile Suits. Second, I'm tired of going through this same damn scene over and over again because you want to have fun. And third, you didn't get anything last night, just as you won't tonight.

::Heero walks off screen::

::Duo still rubbing head::

Duo: I think he's dropped character.


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